＃2_广告传单
书迷正在阅读：兄宠 , 校园里的生存游戏 , 不伦 , 顶级GV评鉴官 , [咒术回战] 宿右向短篇 , 双空塔 , 冰点禁忌 , 猜猜你是谁 , 这款自作多情 , 当唯一成了选择 , 【百合】芭比情人 , 睡前游乐园
versinceIpassedtwenty-five,Irealized,thecesaresolowtogethookedupwithasavor-ablegirlwho’swillin’towide-open‘erlegsand,Gawd,suthat—I’drathergohomeamymeat—andtodevelopacheapretionshipImean,lit’rally,itain’tcostyouanarm-and-leg—youdon’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdemandthisandthathey,there’sonlyoaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustedonthefacewiththeirmalepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarmandaleg—butitcostsamanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint... Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,mister,yourmale“matey”anceasedbeingAlmighty. 【▲人生很可悲啊：一旦你过了大学年纪，兄day，你的小ㄉ、ㄧㄠˇ弟就会失去它「督进去」的「C」能力。】 Man’sstickturo